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Table Manners in Machine Party

What this simulation is

Finish your meal fast — the developers describe it as competitively eating peas in secrecy.

Last verified: · Official announcement: New game! Machine Party is here (2026-04-09)

Achievement
Gluttony
Unlock rate
7.1%
Couch co-op
Same as online

How it plays

CommunityAs described by two independent community guides (checked 2026-08-16) — not yet verified against official material.

Both guides describe forking peas and eating them only while the figure at the head of the table is not looking; being caught mid-bite is fatal, which is what the developers meant by eating "in secrecy".

Sportskeeda adds that what occupies him is a newspaper.

Sources: Sportskeeda · Deltia's Gaming

Watch this one

This simulation runs from 12:09 to 13:20 in Alpha Beta Gamer's session recorded with the developers.

Open on YouTube at 12:09 ↗

What the official material says

  • OfficialThe reveal announcement describes a simulation where players 'competitively eat peas in secrecy'. source ↗
  • OfficialThe v2.0 patch notes list the simulations that were adapted for local play and state that the rest behave the same as they do online; this one is not on that list. source ↗

The achievement

Finish eating your meal in under 20 seconds in Table Manners.

— Steam's wording for “Gluttony”

7.1% of players have it — rare, as of 2026-08-15.

How to unlock it →

How this page knows what it knows

The line at the top comes from official text — Steam's own achievement wording and the developers' patch notes. The description of how a round plays comes from two independent community guides that we cross-check against each other; where they disagree, both accounts are printed rather than one being picked. Nobody on this site has played the simulation, and we say so instead of writing tips that sound tested.

If you have played it and something here is wrong, tell us — first-hand corrections are the fastest way this page improves.

Sources

Everything on this page traces back to one of these. Checked on 2026-08-16; we re-check after every official patch.